The most bizzare thing happened last night.

We were all asleep. It was 3am, so obviously... .

Then suddenly I heard a ruckus outside. It seemed that my immediate neighbour, this Malay guy who lives in the apartment next to mine with his wife and kids was cursing and swearing non-stop. He was drunk as a skunk.

I am sure it was the beer talking but he also "invited" me out to fight him.

Who me?

Yup. Me.

How did I become the butt of his anger? He was cursing my mother, my father, if I had a cat, he was cursing my cat too, my laptop, everything. He was like, "You're so tough right!? Come on out lah! Come on! No need to put on your shirt, I'm ready. I'll teach you!"

It appears (from the things he said) that he has been holding a grudge against me for asking him one night to stop knocking nails into the wall coz we needed to sleep.

If I remember correctly, I was polite. I apologized before asking, I said please and I said thank you. It was two in the morning on the first day of the last Eid ul Fitri but still, it was two in the morning. He should have more common sense.

Apparently, he couldn't accept me approaching him like that. I heard him tell the cops that he's been in the area since 69 and I've only been around for a few years and I shouldn't be telling him what to do.

And now he wants to kill me.

Kewl.