I don't set out to be rude to other people but sometimes people are just asking for it. And in my book, if thou ask for it, thou shalt get it.

Below is a reconstructed conversation between me and a customer whom I shall call "Idiot".

Idiot: Can I have one of this fan?

Goat Almighty: Sure.

I: Is this working?

GA: *stares at the idiot* Why would I be selling things that aren't working?

I: *squeaks* Ok.

I: Does it come with a warranty?

GA: Yup. Seven days. IF it doesn't work or dies on you, just bring it back. I'll give you a new one.

I: ONLY seven days!? *look of utter disbelief like as though he just found out his daughter is illegitimately-pregnant with Mr Bean's kid*

GA: It's only four dollars. What do you expect, a lifetime warranty? Get lost.


Like I said, I didn't wanna be rude but some people are just simply unbelievable. They don't deserve it.